1. Drink a large carbonated soda just before going on-air 2. Take siestas between cut-ins 3. Forget to spit out the chewing gum before going on-live 4. Part hair in the opposite direction for a day 5. Forget to bring a change of pants before reporting in the field on the live tornado 6. Agree with a viewer that goes irate over the severe weather cut-in over their favorite show 7. Do intense calisthenics just before going on-live 8. Say that today's crappy weather is brought to you by God, his son and the holy ghost 9. Wear sun glasses while broadcasting the weather in the studio while complaining about the intense bright lights 10. Stop in the middle of the show, stare at the camera, and ask "how am I doing?" |